The Swamp Donkeys have continued their frenzied Free Agency action by signing star pitcher Grant Yarbrough away from the Pirates. The captain, Chad Alexander, explains:
"The Donkeys signed Grant Yarbrough to
play for the 2013 season.
The Donkey coaching staff feel that they can take Grant's new-found
control and combine it with his dominant sidearm slider of many 1- and
no-hit games from years past to put him [up for] a Smoltzy award bid. Don't
underestimate the bat of the middle-aged insulin junkie: Grant has
quietly put up HOF numbers and that trophy will look nice next two his
two championship awards (including 2013).
I am not committing to this as the final roster but how would you like
to face : Chad, Grant, Blaine, Eli, Greg, and Chuck....... All in a row?
Well, I'll take this one: you don't. Pain and sorrow will follow
pitchers.
Chad
GM Swamp Donkeys"
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